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Dern Message 8/9/2001


Name: Bill Vevers 7/9/2001
Email: bill.vevers@excite.co.uk
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Airtit bi: A Sairch Ingine.
Airt:

please e-mail me for chat


Dern Message 7/8/2001


Name: Carmen Little 7/3/2001
Email: highland_heiffer@yahoo.com
Hamepage: 
URL: http://
Airtit bi: A Freend.
Airt: Rome, Italy.

As a fellow Scot all I can say is at least I now know where to 
come if I feel home sick.......


Name: Bampot 6/30/2001
Email:
Hamepage: 
URL: http://
Airtit bi: A Sairch Ingine.
Airt: Embra

a wee gem fur yiz :
The scene is Paisley Sheriff court and a witness is being 
questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute 
(AD)......

AD : "You say you went up to your friends house that night. 
Why did you go
there ?"......
Witness: "Tae get a tap"......

AD : "Is your friend a plumber?".....
Witness: "Naw".....

AD: "Are you a plumber ?".....

The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and 
the AD
realises it. The AD notices that the court police officer is 
rubbing his
fingers together in the universal gesture of money......

Daylight, apparently, dawns on the AD and he changes his 
line of
questioning accordingly......

AD: "So you went to the house to borrow money?".....
Witness: "Naw".....

AD: "Ah. You went to the house to lend money".....
Witness: "Naw".....

In exasperation the AD says: "You told the court you went to 
your friend's
house for a tap. What kind of tap was it ?".....
>
>

Witness : "A Saint Murn tap".


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